It's raining Nephs, hallelujah! [closed]

[ihasahoe]

[It's been a few years now, but Jack never forgot about his adventures in Equestria. Especially not Applejack - he even still had the ring tucked under his gloves. But even while he missed her, and her ranch, and of course the little town that was his home for a year, life went on and he found himself immersed in his own farm again.

It was barely dawn and he was up bright and early as always, and was currently busy milking cows. Old Bessie was a little fussy today, but Jack soothed her gently with a few pats on the flank. Yup, just a normal day on the farm for Jack. Nothing out of the ordinary here.]

I'm Gonna Wrap Myself In Paper, I'm Gonna Dab Myself With Glue

[sagesaria]

the I'M YOUR PRESENT meme

Pretty much what it says on the tin; you yourself are wrapped up as a Christmas present to someone! This could mean anything from sitting under the tree in nothing but tinsel to someone tying you up in ribbon and stuffing you in a box as a joke. It can be as silly or as sexy as you like, just unwrap some presents and enjoy the shenanigans!